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Saturday, 11 April 2009

  • Funerals are great!

        We have all been through the funeral experience at some time or another. I just went to a funeral this morning. His name was Larry, he was a good friend of mine. Two weeks ago Larry was laughing and happy as usual. He was an inspiration to everyone...a natural motivator. Larry discovered he had advanced Leukemia. Everyone was shocked as expected. He was rushed into emergency chemo therapy. After mass doses of chemo, Larry's immune system was depleted. His body suffered from infection shortly after the radiation treatments and eventually lost his battle with Leukemia.

        All of us who knew Larry are still in a daze. He was a light to this world and his memories still shines bright. As I sat in church today, wiping away tears, I looked around at everyone packed into a large sanctuary. I thought about all the things that worry me on a day to day basis...the economy, bills, success, career, and so on. Then I gazed at the picture of Larry up on the overhead screens. None of that mattered anymore. It doesn't matter to Larry what kind of car I drive or how rich I am. It never did. Funerals are great because they remind us of how fast time flies. It reminds us of what is really important in this life...family and friends. Funerals have a way of putting things back in perspective and we all need that from time to time.

        Go hug your loved ones today...they may not be here tomorrow.

Monday, 06 April 2009

  • Chuck E Cheese is an evil empire!

        If you have ever been to a Chuck E Cheese restaurant then you know what I am talking about! I went today against better judgement thanks to my in-laws. They offered to do the "family thing" and pay for the kids to go visit the six foot rat that roams the floor with bad intentions.

        I have a beef with this place for multiple reasons...I shall explain...

        First of all, Grammy bought $25 worth of tokens which I like to call "Satan's pellets." She split the satanic pellets up and rationed them out. Those tokens became highly addictive commodities. Twenty-five bucks is some major coinage for just playing video games. Which brings me to my next point...the video games!

        The video games found in "Rat Satan's Lair" are fixed to a timer that expires just as you're getting into the game but gives you the option to continue only after you feed it yet another "Satan Pellet" because it is very important to beat the high score...right? And, of course this leads me to the next point...the tickets.

        These video games spit out tickets according to your score. These tickets prove to be even more venomous that the Satan pellets. Now the addicted children are dancing with the devil on multiple levels. I watched the hordes of children frantically begging for more tokens and collecting tickets like it was going out of style. The children, with their brains frazzled, needed to take a break and...EAT! That's the next issue...

        Twenty more dollars was spent on some pizza that tasted more like cardboard than pizza. Hoping the end was in sight to all of this chaos, the kids still had a pocket full of tokens so off they went. The six foot rat made his way around to his "followers" as they paid homage to him. Some were even scared of the giant rat, kind of like when we are scared of the real devil. That should have been a hint...these scared ones were a great judge of character. Two half eaten pizzas rested on the table which is unusual because my gang can plow through pizza like its the last meal on earth. Now, on the other hand, their priorities had changed.

        Two hours in and the last token dropped into a Skee Ball game. One minute later my son ripped four tickets dangling from a metal opening and added it to the collection Grammy had gathered in her purse. The tickets can be traded for a "prize" at the counter. The better the prize, the more tickets. I use the term "better" VERY loosely. The prizes were ultra cheap. It was stuff you could buy at your local dollar store yet it cost Grammy $25.00! I noticed that they had some really cool prizes but then I found out that it take 3000 tickets to claim it as your very own. Me, being the smart ass that I am, did some quick math, (Mr Porter from my old high school would be proud) and figured out that it would cost, according to our winnings, $300 worth of tickets for a $35 toy! Can you say E-V-I-L!!!

        So, I have concluded that Chuck E Cheese is an evil empire ran by a very big rat, obviously on steroids (don't get me started on that topic), a dwelling that should be avoided at all cost!!!  Oh no...my son just discovered some unused tokens in his OTHER pocket and wants to know when we are going back!!!! HEEEEEEEEELP!!!

Thursday, 02 April 2009

  • Just saw the movie, "Marley and Me"...

       If you haven't seen the movie yet, you may want to click away because I am going to discuss the ending...

        I sat down on a rainy afternoon and put in the Marley and Me DVD that I rented the night before. I am a dog lover but don't currently own one due to certain circumstances. My wife is allergic and I like large dogs and we have a tiny yard so it isn't practical.

        First of all, I enjoyed he movie and loved Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston's roles. I loved the lab named Marley as well. The ending made me mental as Marley got old and had to be put down. The whole scene reminded me of my last dog Baron. Baron was a rottweiler. He was my best friend and saw me through some very difficult times. He looked very intimidating but wouldn't hurt a fly. He was "breed confused" because he thought that he was a lap dog and love to flop on me. He was a brilliant animal and even knew my different moods. I remember coming home after my father's funeral and sitting on the couch replaying the day's events in my head. Normally Baron would be pouncing about wanting to play with a tennis ball firmly gripped in his teeth. But on that day, he gently walked up to me and placed his head on my lap and let me know that he was there for me.

        Baron was also there, one day, for my son when he went out to play in the backyard. The moment he ran out to play I heard a scream and a lot of barking and chaos so I bolted out the door. I was shocked to see Baron in between my son and a nine foot alligator! We were in South Carolina and gators were everywhere. We even had a fenced in yard but the gator , somehow, had climbed it and had trapped itself in our backyard. I ran up and grabbed my son and placed him safely inside and dialed 9-1-1. Baron kept snapping at the gators snout as it hissed back. I knew Baron could be killed with one snap of the gators deadly jaws. Baron didn't care. His priority was to make sure we were all safe even if he died doing it. Animal control came out and were shocked to see the alligator in our fenced in yard, it was even on the evening news.

        Then there was the time when Hurricane Floyd blasted through. We wanted to evacuate and was stuck in traffic for six hours and had barely moved. We decided that it would be safer to go back to our brick home and ride it out. Baron didn't like storms and I found him in the back bedroom hiding under a blanket up on the bed with only his nose and eyes peeking through. It was a sight to see. This was the same dog that faced an alligator head on but trembled at the wind and thunder.

        Baron, one day, began to act weird and started to isolate himself from the rest of us. He was sick. I took him in to see the vet...he hated that vet. As soon as we pulled into the parking lot he gave me an "eat crap" look. Picking him up and carrying him inside was a challenge but it was the least I could do for the big guy, Lord knows he had done bigger things for me.  A few hours later I received the dreaded phone call...Baron was terminally ill. He needed to be put down. I was offered multiple ways to handle this situation and I instantly knew I had to  go back and be with my best friend.

        When I walked into the room he was spread out on a table with an I.V. in his leg. He lifted his big head when I walked in the room but it took all the strength he had. I know inside he wanted to play with his tennis ball but he couldn't. I was given as much time as I wanted with him so we hung out for about ten minutes. I told him all about how I picked him out from the large litter of puppies. I had played with all of them waiting for chemistry with one particular dog. I stood to my feet and began to ask the breeder all kinds of question about the dog's family history and origin and so on. When I was finished talking to the man I looked down to see Baron fast asleep on top of my foot. The man looked up at me and said I think YOU have been chosen...

        My last words to Baron was that when I got to heaven he better be there on my front porch waiting on me with his tennis ball then I hugged him and wept. The vet gave him his injection and he drifted off in my arms. That's pretty much how it happened in the movie of Marley and Me. It has opened those old wounds and I miss my dog very badly today and hoped blogging about it would help...

        Baron didn't care if I was rich or if I was poor. He didn't care if I was tall, short, skinny or fat. None of that mattered to him. He just wanted to love everyone...I wish people were more like dogs! I miss you Baron...

     

     

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

  • What I discovered after he died...

          He died on February 13, 1997. It was unexpected for sure. I received a call from my father telling me he didn't feel good and asked if I would come over. My mother is a nurse and worked nights back then and it was easier for me to come over than her. So, at 5:00am I drove to my parents house to find my father vomiting in the bathroom. When he looked up at me I was taken aback by his coloring. He was pale and his lips were blue. I called my mother and she said that he wasn't getting the proper amount of oxygen and that I needed to rush him to the hospital.

        I didn't know that was going to be the last time we spoke to each other. I would have said many things that I wanted him to hear. My father died an hour later of congested heart failure at the early age of fifty.

        My father and I didn't have a close relationship at all and I had bitter feelings towards him my whole life. I never liked how he treated mom and how he verbally abused everyone. There was physically abusive towards me and my siblings as well. I perceived him as a frustrated, mean  man...and he was. I also hated the fact that he never held a steady job and my mom was forced to compensate by taking on two full time jobs. That meant that she was always gone and couldn't protect us and my father who was always home torturing us.

        I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there and even fantasized about killing him in his sleep. I often rationalized the deed as being okay due to the fact that I was protecting my mom and siblings. Eventually I graduated high school and left home. I suffered from survivors guilt because I had escaped hell but, being the oldest child, my brother and sister was still there. I watched over them the best I could until there time to flee came.

        More than a decade has passed since my father's funeral. There has always been a sense of shame of not crying at the funeral but I didn't. As I have grown, married, and became a father, I began to wonder why my father was the way he was. After doing a lot of soul searching and asking prodding questions to my grandparents, mother, and aunts and uncles, I made some discoveries and even some answers.

        It turns out that my father was also raised in an extremely abusive home. He was often beat with metal clothes hangers and locked in closets while his mother participated in sexual orgies that he witnessed by peeking through the keyhole. He escaped his hell by running away from home at the age of twelve and never returned. He hitchhiked (at 12 yrs old) from Virginia Beach, Va. to Key West, Florida searching for his father who was in the Navy. His father was forbidden access to him due to a bitter divorce and he desperately wanted to find him. Unfortunately, my grandfather's ship left two days before my dad got there. He was gone on a nine month tour of duty. He found a job sweeping the floors at a local pool hall and was given a room to sleep in upstairs and did that until he reunited with his father.

        I had a profound realization recently and here it is...    Since my father quit school at an early age, that would haunt him for the rest of his life. He was almost illiterate and had drifted through the school system not being able to read or write very well, which contributed to his bitterness and often left him feeling inadequate. That bitterness grew over the years as he was laid off from one job to the next. It wasn't that he was lazy but eventually felt defeated.  Also, in his eyes, he wasn't the least bit abusive to us. His home life was so dysfunctional that our lives seemed much improved to him. I am not trying to make excuses for my father whatsoever because we are responsible for our actions but my father wasn't ever given the correct tools to succeed in life. I have heard that we all are a product of our past and it is true. I have also learned that we have a choice to submit to our past or thrive beyond it.

        I look at my father with a new pair of eyes now. I have forgiven his short comings and accepted him for who he was and why he was that way. I have thrived beyond my past and I am very successful and blessed with a wonderful family. I know the power of words and speak life and encouragement to my wife and children every day. My father taught me to do that in a backwards kind of way. I have discovered how to take my scars and turn them into stars!  Thanks dad!

Saturday, 21 March 2009

  • Getting Older Is A Bitch!

        I am in my late thirties and headed for the big 4-0! As I age, I have noticed some things changing in my thinking and with my body. My wife and I are the same age but, ironically, she is actually looking forward to turning forty. My wife is very attractive and looks to be in her late twenties so she is excited about reaching that number while maintaining her youthful aura. Me, on the other hand, am dreading the feat like the plague! I have three sons and with every passing day they get closer at beating me at sports, board games, and card games. I even cheat sometimes just to keep my edge. The little farts know they are catching up with their old man...they can smell the fear in the air!

        Sex isn't the same either. I remember charging through the front door and pouncing on my wife like there was no tomorrow. Now, I charge through my front door looking for the nearest toilet and catch up on some reading. My libido isn't non existent but seems to take fluent vacations. My used to tell me that she was "frisky" and I would come running. Now, she gives me the hint and I consider how good the ball game I am watching on my flat screen and then take into consideration my energy level and then "give in" because I don't want her to have to seek else where for her pleasure.

        My body has began to morph into my father's with each passing year. Thankfully, I still have a full head of hair but my gut has taken on a life of its own. It's not like I don't exercise. I am always running to the fridge or to the bathroom or to the fridge and then to the bathroom! I constantly run from my wife that is always armed with a "to do" list. So it is not from the lack of exercise...I am sure of it. Maybe it is my metabolism.

        All I know is getting older sucks and I refuse to act my age! Remember...Reality is for those who lack imagination!

     

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